BOOBS & BOOTY INDEX

BNB6900

CA: 0xf6648b6f579e4e8ba1f68367bdcc7d0e6ffc4444

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THE ULTIMATE GOON INDEX

Edge. Goon. Profit. Repeat.

START GOONING NOW
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BY THE NUMBERS (WHAT REALLY MATTERS)

6900

The Only Number That Matters in Your Portfolio

∞

Hours Gooners Will HODL

100%

Commitment to the Edge

THE LORE (FOR CULTURED DEGENS ONLY)

They said crypto needed utility. They said memecoins needed "real world use cases." They said you can't build a community around anime waifus and degeneracy.

They Were Wrong About Everything.

WE BUILT THE BOOBS & BOOTY INDEX.

AND IT'S GLORIOUS.

While other chains were pretending to be "serious" and "professional," we said fuck it. We built the first memecoin dedicated to the art of edging, gooning, and never finishingβ€”because that's exactly how you HODL.

The Boobs & Booty Index tracks what really matters:

β†’ Quality waifu content per dollar
β†’ Community gooning sessions
β†’ The fine art of never selling (edging your portfolio)
β†’ Diamond hands forged in the fires of eternal edging

Built on BNB Chain because we needed infrastructure that doesn't go down (unlike some people). When you're edging a pump, network uptime matters.

This isn't just a memecoin. It's a lifestyle. A philosophy. A way of being.

We're not here to flip the S&P 500. We're here to create the Boobs & Booty 6900β€”the only index that matters. While suits are analyzing P/E ratios, we're analyzing plot and "personality." While they're edging retirement accounts, we're edging our way to generational wealth.

The gooner community doesn't paper hand. We edge. We wait. We HODL through the pain. Because the best things in life are worth edging for.

THE GOON PLAN (EDGE TO VICTORY)

PHASE 1: THE AWAKENING

(Goon Army Assembly)

Launch the index. Gather the cultured degens. Build the most unhinged gooner community in crypto. No shame. No limits. Just vibes.

PHASE 2: EDGE SUPREMACY

(Never Finish, Never Sell)

Teach the world the art of edging. Daily gooning sessions. Waifu NFT drops. Community so tight nobody's selling. Ever.

PHASE 3: BINANCE OR BUST

(The Native Goon Listing)

Get listed on Binance. Make CZ proud. Show the world that anime waifus and booba are legitimate financial instruments. Legitimize the goon.

PHASE 4: INDEX DOMINATION

(Replace All Indexes)

S&P 6900. DOW 6900. NASDAQ 6900. Every boomer index gets replaced by the Boobs & Booty Index. Financial TV forced to say "booty" on air. Victory.

HOW TO JOIN THE GOON SQUAD

It's Easier Than You Think. If You Can Edge, You Can Buy BNB6900. Here's Your Initiation:

1

Get a Wallet

MetaMask or Trust Wallet. Connect to BNB Chain. If you can't figure this out, you're ngmi. YouTube exists for normies.

2

Acquire BNB

Buy BNB on any CEX that hasn't rugged yet. Send to your wallet. Don't fat-finger the address like a paperhand.

3

Swap on PancakeSwap

Head to PancakeSwap. Swap BNB for BNB6900. Set slippage. Confirm. Congrats, you're officially a gooner. Welcome home.

4

Edge Forever

HODL. Join the community. Never sell. Edge your portfolio to infinity. The journey IS the destination. Goon strong.